A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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