- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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