- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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