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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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