why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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