- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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