How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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