Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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