- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Click here to end the world.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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