What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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