- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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