- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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