- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

j.p. is dumb

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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