- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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