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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Obama lin Baden.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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