- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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