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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Dead girls can't say no.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's funnier than 24? 25

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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