roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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