- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If life gives you lemonade.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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