- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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