- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A homeless person dies.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

who just made fun of katie matt

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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