How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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black people. that is all...

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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That's unfortunate.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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