- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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