That's unfortunate.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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GooglePlus.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Myspace

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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