Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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im jewish

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Kate

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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fart

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Anti jokes are funny

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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