so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A homeless person dies.

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