- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

apple pie.

I have no joke. u mad?

I love you.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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