- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Jasper sucks.

gays

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Religion

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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