- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

So one time this woman was learning...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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