Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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women's rights

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what color is blue? green

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Anti Joke

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