Religion

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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I hate you.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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GooglePlus.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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