- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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