What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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potato

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I hate you.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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