why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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