What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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the cow goes moo

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Lockerbie bombing

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