Well, this is fun.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Guess what? Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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