Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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...Jack Vale

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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BIG PENIS

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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womens rights

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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