- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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