A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

1+1= 69

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Aodhan Hearty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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