Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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knock knock you may come in

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Ruller

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kennah campion... being nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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