Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Well, this is fun.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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