- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's big? Jupiter.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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