Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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