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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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who just made fun of katie matt

I Love Hitler.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Religion

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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