roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Religion

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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