Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Freedom of Speech

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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