A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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