- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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