ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Peas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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