Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Anti Joke

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