A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Poop...

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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