Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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