What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Guest what in the butt

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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