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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Katy Perry

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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