- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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