- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Donald Trump

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Hello

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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