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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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