- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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