- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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