I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Everybody will die

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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