a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Bitch

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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hello anomonous

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Anti Joke

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