- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Flowers are colors Love me

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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