- Anti Joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.