Albino African Americans

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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