Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

a irish man walks past a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

dat shoe shine tho

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

whats gay and american? a gay american

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why do fat people commit suicide

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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