- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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