- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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