An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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