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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Guest what in the butt

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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