- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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