A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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