How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Pickles

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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