- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

i have yougurt mit traktor

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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