How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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