- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

The Labour Party.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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