- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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