I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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salad days!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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