- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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