- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why can't february march Because april may

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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