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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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