Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Michael Brown

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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