- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??