How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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women's rights.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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