What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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