A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Black people in Camden NJ.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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