- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What would u like to drink?

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

roses are red poo is poo

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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