What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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