Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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