How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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