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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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