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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

HELLO EVERYONE

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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