What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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