- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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