- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Donald Trump

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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