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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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